Daily Prompt: Third Rate Romance.
Tell us your funniest relationship disaster story.

first I thought
oh no no no!
then I thought
why not?
and I remembered
an evening and
a night
with the African prince
(studying at my University)
met him at a dance
and we enjoyed so much
dancing together
well well well
I went home with him
(so I didn’t have to take the train in the night)
but
!!!!
I didn’t sleep in his bed
I slept under his desk
….
I still remember his name
never seen him since

… but I would like to …

Table for two: